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- I have to floss my cat.
- I want to spend more time with my blender.
- the President said he might drop in.
- the man on television told me to say tuned.
- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
- I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
- it's my parakeet's bowling night.
- there's a disturbance in the Force.
- I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
- I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
- I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
- I'm in training to be a household pest.
- I'm getting my overalls overhauled.
- I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
- I'm sandblasting my oven.
- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
- I'm being deported.
- I'll be looking for a parking space.
- I'm taking punk totem pole carving.
- I have to fluff my shower cap.
- I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
- I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
- my plot to take over the world is thickening.
- I have to fulfill my potential.
- I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
- I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
- the last time I went, I never came back.
- I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters.
- none of my socks match.
- I'm having all my plants neutered.
- people are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.
- I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
- I'm making a home movie called "The Thing That Grew in My Refridgerator.
- I have to write an article for GNATS
- I'm attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.
- I'm touring China with a wok band.
- my chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.
- I never go out on days that end in "Y."
- my mother would never let me hear the end of it.
- there are important world issues that need worrying about.
- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
- I feel a song coming on.
- I'm trying to be less popular.
- my bathroom tiles need grouting.
- you know how we psychos are.
- my favorite commercial is on TV.
- I have to study for a blood test.
- I have to rotate my crops.
- my uncle escaped again.
- I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.
- I'm having my baby shoes bronzed.
- I have to go to court for kitty littering.
- I'm going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.
- I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
- I'm going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.
- my palm reader advised against it.
- I have to stay home and see if I snore.
- I have to sit up with a sick ant.
- I'm running for president